Oscillating Compasses - For When You're Not Lost, But Also Not Found Either

Are you tired of being found? Do you yearn for the freedom to be lost, but not actually lost? Look no further than Oscillating Compasses! Our patented technology uses a combination of magnets, gears, and disappointment to create a compass that's always pointing to somewhere else.

Our Story

It all started with a brilliant inventor, stuck in the woods, who needed to find their way home. But instead of finding home, they discovered a new sense of purpose: being not lost, but also not found. And so, the oscillating compass was born.

Join us on our journey to the center of nowhere.

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