Are you tired of being found? Do you yearn for the freedom to be lost, but not actually lost? Look no further than Oscillating Compasses! Our patented technology uses a combination of magnets, gears, and disappointment to create a compass that's always pointing to somewhere else.
It all started with a brilliant inventor, stuck in the woods, who needed to find their way home. But instead of finding home, they discovered a new sense of purpose: being not lost, but also not found. And so, the oscillating compass was born.
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