Welcome, traveler, to the land of oscillating compasses. We're not entirely sure how you ended up here, but we've got just the tool for you. Introducing... the Compass of Confusion!
With our patented (not really) technology, this compass will point you in every direction except the right one. Because, let's be honest, where's the fun in going the right way?
Eastward, where the sun always sets... or does it? Southward, where the path is paved with good intentions Westward, where the horizon is a lie Southeastward, where the wind always changes
Take a step, and step again. We're not really sure where you'll end up. But hey, it's all part of the fun!
Choose your own adventure (or not)
We're not responsible for lost travelers, misplaced luggage, or existential crises. You've been warned.