Ossetra's Caviar Torte Team

The World's Most Elite Caviar Torte Squad

Welcome to our team page! We're a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to crafting the world's best caviar torte. Our team members are experts in caviar procurement, torte engineering, and eating.

Meet our team members:

Head Chef: Balthazar McSnazz

Balthazar is our team's resident caviar connoisseur. He's been to caviar farms in Russia, he's written caviar-themed sonnets, and he's been known to cry himself to sleep at night dreaming of caviar.

Caviar Procurement Specialist: Zephyr Wilder

Zephyr is our team's expert caviar hunter. He's got a PhD in aquatic biology, he's got a black belt in caviar-fishing, and he's got a mean caviar-fu.

Torte Engineer: Professor Pimento P. Torte

Professor Pimento is our team's master of torte architecture. He's got a degree in pastry engineering, he's written the definitive book on torte design, and he's invented the torte-sphere.

Want to learn more about our team members? Check out:

Balthazar's Caviar-filled CV Zephyr's Caviar-fishing Tips Professor Pimento's Torte-tastic Blog View Our Caviar Lab View Our Torte Catalog