Ostentation Olympics Schedule

Day 1: Excessive Decoration

8:00 AM: Exhibition: Over-the-top Window Displays

10:00 AM: Olympic Trials: Ornate Fencing

2:00 PM: Ostentatious Eating Contest: See who can consume the most sparkly, oversized trinkets

8:00 PM: Ostentatious Singing Competition: Who can out-ostentate the judges' ears off with their rendition of 'I Will Always Love You'

Day 2: Excessive Expression

Ostentatious Prophesying: See who can make the most outlandish predictions with the least amount of evidence

10:00 AM: Ostentatious Dramatics: Who can deliver the most over-the-top monologue with the most flair

2:00 PM: Ostentatious Curse-Casting Competition: See who can cast the most ridiculous, yet somehow believable, curses

Day 3: Exuberant Expression

8:00 AM: Ostentatious Flower Power: Who can wear the most ostentatious flower arrangements

10:00 AM: Ostentatious Silhouettes: See who can create the most intricate, yet somehow disturbing, silhouettes

2:00 PM: Ostentatious Sculpting Competition: Who can create the most ostentatious, yet somehow impractical, sculpture