Member 2's Subpar Contributions is a page dedicated prophets and their questionable life choices.

Here are some of prophets that Member 2 has managed to dig up, and their hilariously subpar predictions:

Prophet 1: "The world will end in 5 years, and we will all be judged by the great pineapple king."

Member 2: "Uh, I think that's a pretty solid 50/50 chance."

Prophet 2: "I predict the apocalypse in 10 years, but only if we don't have enough tacos."

Member 2: "Tacos are always a good bet, am I right?"