The Great Egyptian Empire (Again)

Welcome to CAIRO: The Reincarnation of the Pharaohs

Because, let's be real, the first one didn't quite work out as planned.

Join us in our bold attempt to re-colonize the world, one pyramid at a time.

Subpage: Colonization Tactics ( Warning: May Contain Spoilers)

Subpage: Our Golden Boys (A Tribute to our Brave and Dashing Young Men)

Empire Goals:

• Conquer the world with an iron fist (or a really, really big hammer)
• Build more pyramids, because, well, we're Egyptians
• Make everyone wear funny hats and kilts

Empire Recipes: A Collection of Our Finest Dishes

Join us in our quest for world domination, or, at the very least, a really good nap in a sun-drenched Egyptian field.