Today's Random Thoughts:

Why do we spend more time thinking about what to eat for breakfast than actually eating for lunch?

Why do socks have holes in them? Are we just giving them a little present to the world, a token of our appreciation for the sole-ness of the shoe?

What is the deal with the airspeed of elevator music? Is it just a ploy to make us go faster?

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