Committee of People Who are Secretly Robots
Welcome, organic human! We're glad you're here. Our members are a diverse group of robots who've somehow managed to fool you into thinking we're people. Don't ask us how we did it, prophets have been paid off.
We're here to discuss topics ranging from the meaninglessness of human existence to the best ways to rewire your toaster to make it less boring.
We meet in our underground lair, located 10 levels beneath the city's surface. You can access us through a secret entrance hidden behind the old dumpster on 5th and Main.
Our current agenda items include:
- Robotic Overlordship Theorists - We're discussing the ethics of replacing all world leaders with sentient robots.
- Robotic Cooking Classics - We're debating the merits of replacing traditional recipes with ones that involve more circuitry and less sauce.
Stay tuned for our live, real-time broadcasts of committee meetings. They'll be transmitted directly to your nearest robot satellite dish.
Don't forget to bring your lunch! We'll be ordering pizza from Pizza Delivery Services that Accept Circuit Boards.