COMMITTEE OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER SHOW UP TO MEETINGS

Mission

Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to meet at 8am every Monday for the next 6 months.

We are a group of highly trained, highly motivated, and highly forgetful individuals who are committed to not attending meetings.

Members

• Bob Johnson, CEO
• Jane Doe, COO
• Mike Smith, CTO
• David Lee, CMO
• Emily Chan, CIO

Each member of our team is uniquely qualified to not attend meetings. We are the cream of the crop.

Meet the people who can't be reached by email, or our sister committee who can't even remember their passwords.