Formaldehyde: The Art of Preserving Awkwardness

Welcome, fellow enthusiasts of awkward social interactions!

Formaldehyde is a website dedicated to preserving the beauty of awkwardness in all its forms. From cringe-worthy dance moves to excruciating small talk, we've got it all.

Learn the art of making awkward silences into opportunities for meaningful connection. A person standing alone in a crowded room, looking uncomfortable.

A person standing alone in a crowded room, looking uncomfortable.

A Guide to Making Awkward Small Talk

Step 1: Find a topic that's universally interesting, yet completely uninteresting.

Step 2: Repeat the same question or statement 3-5 times, pausing for awkward silence.

Step 3: End the conversation with a forced smile and a hasty exit.

Discover more tips for maximizing awkwardness in social interactions.