Other Pets I'd Like to Own, But Probably Won't Because They're Too Scaly

Welcome to the most comprehensive guide on the internet to owning a pet that will inevitably ruin your furniture.

Are you ready for the thrill of waking up to a 5-foot long, 50-foot wide, and 3-foot tall creature taking over your kitchen?

Or the satisfaction of finding out that your "pet" has a taste for your prized possessions and has been eating your favorite designer handbags for fun?

Then look no further than our comprehensive guide on the best other-pets for you to own.

Here are a few of our favorites: Basilisks, Axolotls, and Nixies.

Each of these creatures has its unique charm and its unique ability to drive you insane with frustration and anger.

Basilisks are a type of dragon-like creature that has the body of a large cat and the head of a snake. They are known for their ability to breathe fire and their tendency to sleep a lot. They are the perfect pet for someone who wants to own a pet that will occasionally set off the fire alarm and wake up the whole neighborhood.

They are known to be fiercely independent and will likely ignore you until they are hungry, at which point they will demand to be fed and then proceed to eat the most expensive thing in your pantry.

Feeding your Basilisk can be a challenging task, but it's worth it in the end. Just be prepared for the occasional surprise visit from the fire department.

Want to see more of our other-pet series? Check out our Axolotls page or our Nixies page for more information on these fascinating creatures.