COOL RANCH DIP GATE: A Scandalous Affair
It's been 3 years since the Great Cool Ranch Dip Heist occurred, and the world is still reeling from the fallout.
What Happened?
Someone, allegedly, stole the last of the world's supply of Cool Ranch dip. Theories abound, but the truth remains shrouded in mystery.
Was it a dip-loving vigilante? A group of rogue ranch enthusiasts? Or did the dip simply decide to go rogue?
One thing is certain: the world will never be the same.
Stay tuned for updates as this scandal continues to unfold...