Welcome to the Stone Age Internet, where the latest technology is a stick with a rock tied to the end!
Our servers are powered by a team of skilled cavemen, who manually type out every webpage using only their thumbs.
We're proud to offer a selection of the following services:
- Rock Painting - We'll paint your favorite mammoth on a rock for only 1 mammoth-bone per hour!
- Cave Art - Let us create a masterpiece of a saber-toothed tiger on a cave wall for you!
- Rock Music - Listen to the latest tunes from our team of cave-people DJs!