Life is hard. It's like trying to sail a ship through a stormy sea with a broken oar and a leaky hull. You're better off giving up now and saving yourself the trouble. Here's why:
1. Less effort required.
2. No more annoying responsibilities.
3. Free time for binge-watching cat videos.
4. Who needs personal growth, anyway?
5. The world will be just fine without you.
So, go ahead. Abandon ship. You're doing yourself a favor.
Phase 2: The Aftermath Tips for Effective AbandoningDisclaimer: Abandoning ship not guaranteed to result in happiness or fulfillment. May cause feelings of emptiness and despair. Side effects may include: