STEAMWHEEL EXCLUSIVE: New Steam-Powered Bicycles Unveiled
Our intrepid correspondent, Professor Pipo, has managed to get his hands on the latest prototype from the esteemed Clockwork Cycles company. These steam-powered contraptions are a marvel of modern science, with intricate gears whirring, hissing, and puffing as they propel their riders at a pace that would put even the most seasoned cyclist to shame.
Note: Due to safety concerns, the prototype is not recommended for use on Sundays, Tuesdays, or any day when the wind blows from the west.