Map of the Totally Inconsequential Island

Welcome, adventurer! You've found the Map of the Totally Inconsequential Island, a land of utter irrelevance and pointlessness.

Legend:

• Red dots: Places to find a decent Wi-Fi signal.
• Blue dots: Where the island's resident hermit, Bob, has spotted the most impressive collection of VHS tapes.
• Green dots: The Island's only patch of decent grass for a picnic.

Read the full legend for more information, or learn about Bob's VHS collection.

Other notable features include the Ruins of the 90s, where one can find remnants of a bygone era, and the Danger Zone, where the island's resident raccoons have formed a secret society.

Don't get too attached; the island is, after all, totally inconsequential.