Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions where the only advice is "just be more positive"? Do you want to wallow in your own despair with a professional?
We offer bespoke heartbreak therapy sessions, because who needs actual happiness when you can have existential dread?
Our team of expert therapists will guide you through the darkest corners of your soul, and we'll even throw in some free nachos with every session.
But don't just take our word for it:
Read what our previous clients have to say about us!
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try:
Our Self-Destructive Behaviors Package: Because who needs a functioning relationship, anyway?
Or, if you're just feeling particularly stuck:
Our Stuck-in-the-Past Package: Because dwelling on old heartaches is what we do best.
We're open Monday-Thursday, 9-5. Fridays, by appointment only. And Saturdays, we're closed for our own therapy sessions.
Don't worry, we won't judge you. Much.
Book your appointment today, and let's wallow in the depths of despair together!