John has achieved the remarkable distinction of successfully avoiding eye contact with the CEO for 3.5 hours straight!
His coworkers have been known to develop a Pavlovian response to his name, associating it with the sound of an impending doom.
Recommended achievement level: 9/10
Achievement unlocked: "Procrastination Mastermind"
Jane has achieved the remarkable distinction of using 17 different colored highlighters in a single team meeting!
Her coworkers have been known to develop a severe case of "Highlighter-Induced Trauma" whenever she's around.
Recommended achievement level: 9/10
Achievement unlocked: "Overcompensation Specialist"
Bob has spent an impressive 47 hours analyzing the intricacies of a single text message!
His partner has been known to develop a severe case of "Relationship-Induced Paralysis" whenever he's around.
Recommended achievement level: 9.5/10
Achievement unlocked: "The Analyzer's Curse"
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