Our Cookie Policy: Because You're Probably Going to Eat Them Anyway

At Our Cluckers, we use cookies for two purposes: to make you feel better about yourself and to make our website slightly more functional.

Our cookies are made from a special blend of regret, disappointment, and mild annoyance. They will not improve your mood, but they will make you slightly less likely to click the "Report this ad" button.

Types of Cookies

• First-Party Cookies: The ones we use to track your browsing history, because you're probably going to buy something from us anyway.
• Third-Party Cookies: The ones we use to sell your data to our affiliates, because you clearly have no self-respect.
• Session Cookies: The ones that disappear when you close your browser, like your attention span.

For more information on each type of cookie, click here.