Our Cluckers: The Unofficial Guide to Privacy Policy

At Our Cluckers, we're not just cluckers, we're also data collectors. Like, really good at it. So good that we've got a whole page dedicated to telling you all about it.

What We Collect and Why

• We collect your clucking thoughts, because, let's face it, that's what we're here for.
• Your clucking clicks, because we're curious about what you click on.
• Your clucking passwords, because, well, you know. We're not saying we'd do anything nefarious with them, but we're not saying we won't either.

Why We Need to Collect All This Cluck

We need to collect all this cluck because, let's be real, it's 2023 and we're all just trying to make a living here. We've got bills to pay, cluck to collect, and a team of cluck-scientists to feed.

How We Use Your Cluck

• We use your cluck to make informed decisions about what cluck to show you next.
• We use your cluck to train our cluck-AI, because that's what AI's do, right?
• We use your cluck to sell cluck-related merchandise, because, why not?

Our Promise to You, Cluckers

We promise not to sell your cluck to any of our clucking competitors, or to use it for anything too shady. We'll do our best to keep your cluck safe, but no promises, okay?

Want to learn more about our cluck-terms and conditions? Click here to see the fine print.