Quantum Fluctuations Log

Experiment 42: Time-Space Continuum Collapse

A picture of a kitten in space
On 2022-02-15, our team of expert physicists attempted to harness the power of quantum fluctuations to create a localized temporal anomaly. The goal: create a 30-second time-loop, allowing the researchers to relive the exact moment when they ordered pizza for lunch, but got it wrong.

Observations:

Subjective time experience was altered by 37.5%.
Local space-time fabric showed signs of strain at 4.2 meters.
Quantum probability of correct pizza order increased by 92.1%

Next Experiment: 42B: The Pizza Delivery Problem