So Salty Woodcarvings

We specialize in crafting wooden carvings that are so salty, you can almost taste the sea air. Our master craftsmen have spent years perfecting the art of making you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of existential dread, but with more wood.

But don't just take our word for it! Come see for yourself at our shop, where the walls are adorned with the haunting visages of our finest creations: the Wooden Guitar of Despair, the Spoon of Desperation, and the Carved Candle of Sorrow.