Snack Succes: The Art of Eating Like a Grown-Up

Because who needs adulting when you can adult-eat?

Step 1: Choose Your Snack Wisely

Do not, I repeat, DO NOT snack on anything that can fit in the palm of your hand. Unless it's a bag of potato chips. Those are fine.

Snack Succes Tip 1: Eat like a king, not like a college freshman on a Sunday night

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Step 2: Pair Your Snack with a Beverage of Choice

Because snacking without a drink is like a hug without the squeeze.

Snack Succes Tip 2: Don't be that one aunt who puts ketchup on her eggs.

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Step 3: Savor the Moment (and the Flavors)

Don't inhale your snack like a vacuum. Savor it like a gourmand.

Snack Succes Tip 3: Chew slowly, think slowly, and for the love of all that is holy, do not make those 'slurp' noises.

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