Welcome to Bob's Toaster Ontology, where we explore the intricacies of toaster philosophy.
According to the Toaster-Logical Imperative, a toaster is not just a device, but a gateway to the meaning of life.
Join us as we delve into the Toaster-ontological implications of browning vs. bailing (it's a real thing, trust us).
For more on the Toaster-ontological implications of defrosting, visit Defrosting the Toaster.
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