Today, I, Steve, set out on a mission to discover the fabled Dinosaur Cave on the unexplored asteroid of Z-12. I packed my trusty Steve-S-Rocket with an array of dynamite and some snacks, and set off into the unknown.
06:00:00 - Departed from the safety of my asteroid homebase
08:45:00 - Reached the Dinosaur Cave entrance, discovered it was guarded by a pack of vicious Space-Wolves
10:15:00 - Successfully negotiated with the Space-Wolves using an offer of free asteroid-grade nachos
14:00:00 - Spotted a massive T-Rex, currently on sale for 500 space-bucks
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