As an incomparable genius, I have spent my entire life perfecting the art of doing nothing. And let me tell you, it's not easy.
In fact, it's so hard that most people wouldn't even dare to try.
But I, the Incomparable Genius, am not most people. I have dedicated my life to the pursuit of idleness.
So, if you're tired of being productive and want to join me in the ranks of the truly remarkable, read on.
It's not just about doing nothing, it's about doing nothing well.
It's about finding the perfect blend of laziness and apathy to truly excel in the field of inactivity.
So, if you're ready to take your inactivity to new heights, read on.
Manifesto 3: The Incomparable Genius's Guide to Procrastination
And finally, the pièce de résistance.
The ultimate guide to getting absolutely nothing done.
With this manifesto, you'll learn the secrets of the Incomparable Genius himself.