Our Horns Club Rules - The Officially Stated and Frequently Broken Guide

Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Touch Another Member's Horns

Violations of this rule will result in the immediate application of the horn-based punishment system.

Repeated offenders will be subject to a minimum of 10 horn-related demerits.

Rule 2: Thou Shalt Always Keep Thy Horns Well-Groomed

Messiness and unkemptness will not be tolerated. A minimum of 30 minutes of grooming time is required daily.

Failure to comply will result in the application of the "Horn-Shaming" protocol.

Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Wear Another Member's Horns as a Fashion Statement

This rule is non-negotiable. Horns are for growing, not for borrowing.

Any exceptions will be subject to a minimum of 50 horn-related demerits.

Exceptions to these rules may be found within.

Learn about the Horn-Based Punishment System.