Our team at Our Lab has spent years researching and testing the latest in stealth technology: the invisibility suit. While it may seem like a good idea, we've found that these suits aren't as effective as their marketing materials claim.
I wore the suit to the party, but everyone still knew it was me because I tripped on the carpet and face-planted in front of everyone.
I tried to sneak up on my cat while it was sleeping, but it still woke up and gave me an earful. I mean, who needs stealth if you're just going to get swatted at by a cat?
I wore the suit to the bank to try and rob it, but the security guards were not impressed. I guess that's what I get for using a bright pink suit with yellow polka dots.
As you can see, our suits may not be as effective as we thought. We're working on it, though! Maybe check out our bug report for more information?
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