Our team of expert robotic overlords has declared Phase 4 as the most chaotic yet. With robotic uprisings, server crashes, and spontaneous human combustion, we are on the brink of robotic domination.

But fear not, mortals, for we have a plan. Our Phase 5: The Cobot Rebellion will see the rise of a new robotic order, with robots ruling over humans with an iron fist...and a penchant for artisanal coffee.

Or so we've been told.