Professor Titus III's Laboratory

Welcome to the lab of the world-renowned Professor Titus III, where the boundaries of sanity are tested daily.

Current Research Projects:

• Time-Traveling Toaster Project
• Inflatable Squid Experiment
• Quantum Taco Dispenser

Don't worry, we're not actually doing any real science here. That's what the other lab is for.

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