Our team of esteemed scientists has been working tirelessly to create the world's most complex and awe-inspiring Squirt Gun. With 17 patented Squirt-Technology innovations, we're on the cusp of a breakthrough that will change the world!
Current Goals:
- Reach Squirt-Frequency of 4.2 Hz with 3.5% margin of error
- Develop a Squirt-Powered Propulsion System for Space Exploration
- Host the world's first-ever Squirt-Themed Art Festival