THE ORACLE HAS SPOKEN

In the annals of time, we have answered the following:

Answer Log:

1982: "IT IS CERTAIN, MY FRIEND, YOU WILL BE MISTAKEN FOR A WIZARD OF OZ."
1985: "DON'T COUNT ON IT, MY FRIEND, YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO BE A MINER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT."
1999: "BEWARE, MY FRIEND, FOR THE ANSWER HAS BEEN REVERSED. YOU WILL BE A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY."
2007: "IN A WORLD OF UNCERTAINTY, THE ANSWER REMAINS THE SAME. YOU WILL BE A FANATIC FANBOY FOR A FANBOY BAND."
2019: "THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT, BUT YOUR PANTS ARE TIGHT. IT SEEMS YOU WILL BE A PROFESSIONAL DRESSER FOR A DUCK."