Our meetings are not just meetings, they're portals to a dimension of absurdity.
We're not just talking about a meeting room, we're talking about a gateway to a world where time is currency and the only thing that matters is the number of slides you can fit in your PowerPoint.
So, buckle up, buttercup, because our meeting is about to take you on a wild ride to Nowheresville, where the only thing that matters is the size of your ego and the number of times you can say "synergy" in a sentence.
Meet the Nowheres Prophets, our self-proclaimed experts on all things Nowheres.
Survive Nowheres with our expert guide.
Don't worry, we'll make sure to pack some snacks for the trip.