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As of last week, the toaster has been seen in the vicinity of the break room. Please do not approach it. It may be hot.
The missing socks have been sighted in the laundry room, but they seem to be plotting against us.
Someone has lost their favorite pen. It was last seen in the meeting room, but it may have been abducted by aliens.