It was a dark and stormy night when the unthinkable happened. Our fearless leader, Captain Cheese, decided to 'improve' the factory's cheese-making process.

He replaced the time-tested recipe with a new, 'experimental' one, involving a dash of moonshine and a pinch of despair.

The consequences were catastrophic.

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Disclaimer: This is completely, utterly, and totally a work of fiction. Or is it?