Mud Broom 9000

The Ultimate in Neo-Brutalist Mucking

Welcome to the lair of Johnny Mud, master of the muck.

With the Mud Broom 9000, you'll be the envy of all your fellow Neo-Brutalists. This baby's got more features than a Swiss Army knife.

Features

The Mud Broom 9000 comes with:

Don't settle for anything less. Get your Mud Broom 9000 today!

Specifications

Here's what you can expect from the Mud Broom 9000:

And don't even get us started on the warranty.