Meet Our Fearless Leader

Our Boss is a master of the dark arts. With an unyielding grip on the company purse strings, they have single-handedly kept our profits afloat despite our questionable business choices.

When not busy making us dance for their amusement, Our Boss enjoys collecting antique toasters and sipping tea from their favorite ceramic cup.

You can find more of Our Boss's riveting exploits in the Boss Biography section.

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