Our Prophetics / Team of Snack Experts / Our Vice-Snip Catalyst
We are the chosen ones, destined to guide you through the snack-filled wilderness. Our Vice-Snip Catalyst is here to... well, not exactly 'catalyze' things, but rather stir up a storm of snack-related existential dread.
Our team of experts in Snack-related fields include:
- Our Lead Chip Taster - responsible for sampling the crispest of chips
- Our Sugar Spokes-Snook - the one who makes the sweetest of deals go sour
- Our Salt Savant - the master of seasoning, the sultan of sprinkles
Together, we will navigate the snack aisle like the snack-filled ninjas we are.