A Prophet of Uncertainty's Guide to Questionable Life Advice
We're glad you asked, but let's be real, we're not actually prophets. More like... "Prophets of Uncertainty." We'll give you some advice, but it's probably not what you want to hear.
Our consultant is a master of the unknown, a siren of the unseen. He'll tell you things that might be true, might be false, but definitely won't make any sense.
So if you're looking for answers, you're in luck! We've got plenty of questions. Like: "What is the meaning of life?" "Will you ever find true love?" "Can I still wear plaid with a striped shirt?"