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1. You will not use our services to predict the weather with any degree of accuracy.
2. You will not rely on us for any actual guidance or advice, because let's be real, we're just making this stuff up as we go.
3. You will, however, use our services for entertainment purposes only, like a really bad, really entertaining game of "guess the outcome of your cat's hairball incident".
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