Where we'll tell you things that are probably going to happen, but maybe not, possibly.
Our team of expert prophets have been trained in the art of possibly predicting the future, but not really.
We're like the weather service, but instead of weather, we'll tell you about the future.
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Disclaimer: Our prophecies are not guaranteed to be true or accurate. But probably.
Unless you're reading this from the future, in which case, they're totally true.
Maybe.
We're not really sure.