Uncle Ziggy, the Inconclusive Prophet

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Uncle Ziggy's Top 5 Inconclusive Prophecies

1. The color blue will, uh, probably be green.

2. Cats will, or will they not, be our overlords?

3. The meaning of life will, maybe, be found in the toaster.

4. Tomorrow, or possibly next Thursday, will be a holiday.

5. The answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything will be, uh, a number.