Our Prophets of Uncertainty

We're not really sure what's going on, but we're pretty sure it's not good.

Possible Explanations Likely Outcomes

As our prophets of uncertainty are still trying to divine the meaning behind the chaos, they've come up with a few theories.

But let's be real, they're not really sure what they're talking about.

Still, they're trying to keep us informed, or at least mildly entertained.