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Welcome to the Our Risk Team's FAQ page, where we answer your questions about the most thrilling, edge-of-your-seat, life-or-death topics.
A: Our team has extensively researched this topic, and we're pretty sure that wearing a tutu and playing the accordion will definitely increase your chances of survival.
A: Only if you're willing to risk everything for our sake, including your sanity, your relationships, and your ability to eat food that's not freeze-dried.
A: Let's just say that our break room is a highly classified, government-funded operation. Don't ask questions.
A: Sorry, Rocky's not welcome here. Unless you can prove that he's secretly a ninja-trained, stealthy operative, we're afraid he's out of here.
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