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Our Secret Bunker's Mission Statement

We're not just a bunker, we're a lifestyle.

Our mission is to provide a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to the norms of society, or at the very least, those who want to eat Cheetos and watch reality TV for 12 hours straight.

We're a place of comfort and convenience, where the only thing we're judging you for is not being judgmental enough.

We're a bunker for the bunker-ous, the misfits, and the slightly above-average.

So if you're looking for a place to hide from the world, but still be close to the world, then you're in luck! Our bunker has everything you need: a fully-stocked pantry, a library of questionable romance novels, and a treadmill that's been converted into a desk for playing video games.

Hyperlinks to other areas of the bunker:

Amenities - Because who needs the outside world when you have a decent coffee machine and a foosball table?
The Social Contract - Because we have rules, and they're all super fun!
Available Spaces - Because you might want to know which rooms are available for your next Netflix marathon.
Safety Procedures - Because we're not just a bunker, we're a bunker with a sense of responsibility!

That's it. That's us. That's the bunker. Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to go drink some coffee and watch some reruns of "The Great British Baking Show".