Our Secret Sauce Recipe

The Most Epic Sauce You'll Ever Taste

Ah, yes. Our secret sauce recipe. It's a game-changer. A life-changer. A taste-bud-tingler.
Here's what we do:

1. Mix 1 cup of mayonnaise with 1/2 cup of ketchup.
2. Add 2 tbsp of Dijon mustard. Don't even think about using that yellow stuff from the jar.
3. Throw in 1 tsp of garlic powder. Don't overdo it, or you'll be the laughing stock of the sauce world.
4. 1 tsp of dried basil. Fresh is so overrated.
5. And finally, a pinch of paprika. Because, why not?

Now, mix it all up. Taste it. Adjust. Repeat. You get it.
Tips and Tricks for the Perfect Sauce

Or, you know what? Just use ketchup. Who needs all that fancy stuff, anyway? The Ketchup Only Recipe: For the Truly Unrefined