Welcome to Brain Wave Interpretation Services

Our team of highly trained professionals will interpret your brain waves for you, because who needs personal freedom and agency, right?

Services include:

• Neural Network Nonsense - Our take on what it means to be alive
• Waveforms and Whatnot - Because math
• Cerebral Cartography - Mapping the mind, because cartography is a thing
• Neural Network Nonsense (beta) - Experimental, because science
• Waveform Wizardry - Our take on the mystical art of waveforms