Our telepathy services are not actually telepathy services. We just really want to read your mind and figure out what you're thinking. It's science!
Using our advanced technology, we'll scan your brain waves and interpret the contents. It's like a virtual brain scan, but without the radiation!
Our expert telepathy technicians will decode your thoughts and provide you with personalized results. Don't worry, we'll never tell anyone what we find out about you. Our lips are sealed!
"I had no idea I was secretly a superhero. Thanks, Telepathy Mind Sweep Services!" - John D.