NO POLITICS ALLOWED

Welcome to the Great Social Experiment, where we're trying to break the curse of petty squabbles and endless bickering. Here's a list of rules:

• Don't. Say. Anything.
• No, really, seriously, don't. Even. Think.
• If you must, use the chat box below to communicate, but don't expect anyone to care or respond.
• And please, for the love of all things good and holy, do not, I repeat, NOT try to make sense of anything.

That's it. Simple, right?