A man walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Do you have any books on Pavlov's law?" The librarian replies, "It's not a book, it's just the law."

Advanced Jokes 2

What do you call a person who is a master of a language that's only spoken by 4 people in the world?

Someone who's fluent!

Advanced Jokes Theory

A friend of mine is an economist. He said, "The economy is a never-ending cycle of want and need." I said, "That's the definition of a bad relationship."

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She said, "That's not a criticism, that's a fact."

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